Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

skeeter eater

A creepy looking bug that doesn't actually eat mosquitoes. Also known as a crane fly.

Dang, that's a huge skeeter eater!

by rangertown April 2, 2017

skeeter piper

is a woman who plays the skin flute so well that she has all the guys following after her

she is the best skeeter piper around thats why all the guys follow her from town to town

by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 9, 2009

skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

Speed Skeeter

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

by tagger June 11, 2006

skeeter biscuit

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011

skeeter bop

A skeeter bop is a slutty girl. 'Skeeter' refers to the fact that she makes a man cum then 'bops' onto the next guy.

"She is such a little skeeter bop dude!"
"Kandi is such a whore. She is just a skeeter bop"

by SkeeterBopPatrol October 1, 2009