A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 22, 2014
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Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."
by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016
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It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.
Means to be really mad.
Very old saying used by the older and younger generations
It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.
Means to be really mad.
Very old saying used by the older and younger generations
She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors
He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.
They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .
Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.
He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.
They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .
Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.
by Al and Andy October 23, 2019
Get the Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors mug.I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
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