Shopaholic cybernaut

A person who does a lot of online shopping.

Josh may not frequent the mall but, he is a shopaholic cybernaut.

by country girl 2011 July 14, 2014

Shopaholic

1. A chick lit series by Sophie Kinsella
2. A person (usually a female) who is obsessed with shopping

Lizzie: How many clothes do you have?
Amy: A lot. But hey, it's my specialty. I am a shopaholic
Lizzie: You remind me of Dinah
Amy: Exactly

by Betty Jo October 20, 2018

Simpathy

When a simp feels sorry for a woman he is showing her simpathy

Simps usually show a woman simpathy

by SaltedPeanutsInACan June 24, 2020

Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

silpae.__

the coolest fairy gf fb meme page out there. her posts are EXQUISITE. if you dont aldready follow her, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????

silpae.__-"tell your cat or dog or fish i said hiii"

by bloblobloblobloblob June 24, 2021

Síonaify

When a person of incredible talent, creativity and patience takes something average and turns it into a masterpiece.

"I need you to Síonaify this for me."

"It's ready to go, it's been Síonaified."

"Where would we be without Síonafication?"

by tychostic October 21, 2022

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020