A person who, even though he is indian, is a straight up g. he's a total thug. He has a big penis and is really good in bed.He is a loyal and trust worthy friend and he is extremely good looking with a tight sexy body
by Samstern August 5, 2011
Get the Sambit mug.n. A sexual act performed after a man (the Rafiki) ejaculates on a man's/woman's (the Simba's) stomach/back. The man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his semen and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-jism on the Simba's forehead. If the Rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the Simba above his head and sing the entirety of Elton John's "Circle of Life".
Man 1: I straight up gave my bitch a white Simba last night. Sang the song too.
Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
by The Hebrew Hand December 8, 2016
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V. the act of smearing a bodily fluid upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Lion King.
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"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "
I totally simba-ed Victoria last night. It was priceless.
"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "
I totally simba-ed Victoria last night. It was priceless.
by Dhemlar August 25, 2009
Get the Simba mug.A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.
by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008
Get the Simi Valley mug.The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
by TheAngrySimba June 17, 2010
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Get the The simba mug.Simi Valley is NOT small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. With a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.
Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.
Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.
Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley
Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?
Idiot: .... I dunno
Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?
Idiot: .... I dunno
by Intelligent Simi Guy January 19, 2008
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