A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017
Get the Shit Shrapnelmug. by tgdygvsjhcgzvjcygdv February 17, 2022
Get the Shrapnelmug. A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.
by techerder September 7, 2013
Get the Ikea Shrapnelmug. by Lanagan420shush April 6, 2022
Get the Shrapnel piecemug. Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet
Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?
Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.
Guy 1: Happens all the time
Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.
Guy 1: Happens all the time
by Norrabal March 31, 2022
Get the Internet Shrapnelmug. Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.
by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022
Get the Burger shrapnelmug. I invented a new shart. Upon lowering yourself towards the toilet, a bit comes out and hits the seat. As you've already committed to gravity you can'd but help sit right on it and finish the deed. You only get hit by a piece not the whole load so I call it the shrapnel.
by orangecube January 3, 2019
Get the Shrapnelmug.