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Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025
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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017
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Internet Shrapnel

Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet
Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?

Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.

Guy 1: Happens all the time
by Norrabal March 31, 2022
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Shrapnel piece

A foolish person who needs to shush 🤫
by Lanagan420shush April 6, 2022
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Party shrapnel

The direct result of a long nights worth of partying. The remains include beer cans, beer bottles, cups, broken furniture and glass, as well as dirty counters and floors.
Brandons house had been destroyed by the amount of party shrapnel left over from the night before.

The Las Vegas strip was covered with six inches of party shrapnel after New Years Eve.
by stonebalone January 8, 2010
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Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.
I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.
by techerder September 7, 2013
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Burger shrapnel

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.
"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"
by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022
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