by lickity-split June 15, 2005
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Get the Shampost mug.Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.
Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?
by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011
Get the Shampooning mug.When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.
"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
by a1shibby December 26, 2011
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Get the shampoon mug.Doctor Shemp's name is considered an in-joke at Insomniac games, the employees using the phrase "got the shemp" whenever a blunder is made.
by The Logical Fallacy May 26, 2018
Get the got the shemp mug.It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".
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