get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007

Shitbubble

A tough situation you do not want to be in though its neccesary for the time being for whatever reason and can be avoided but if avoided the situation may get tougher than it is but only for a certain amount of time

Man 1- I hate working at Mcdonalds but I have to work here until I get something better. I would quit, but I need money until i can find something better.

Man 2- You are in a shitbubble bruh.

by The Kushicles March 14, 2014

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Shitbaby

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

by ochawan October 13, 2008

Shitbix

Antonym to sweetbix... In most circumstances, it's used in conjunction, as it can be hard to understand otherwise. Often used (as well as sweetbix) to be purposefully obnoxious, therefore making it amusing, though to some it can be incredibly irritating, so choose your audience wisely. When using it without sweetbix, make sure they have heard of the term 'sweetbix', so that they can see the full beauty, and don't just think you're a dickhead.

Person 1: Man, I just had english.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.

by mixyourmilkwithmycocopops March 29, 2010