shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.

As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster

by G-DUDE May 30, 2006

shitface

An ugly ass son/daughter of a bitch. Basically they look like fecal matter(shit) which is where the word comes from.

"Get the fuck out of here you shitface mother fucker!"

"You ain't nothing but a shitface bitch!"

by IceWarm November 20, 2004

Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.

-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"

by MunchieMay March 26, 2009

shitface

a random outburst of insanity

When you can't remember something like someones name just use the word shitface,"hey shitface."

by jennymate January 17, 2008

shatfaced

A variation of {shitfaced), usually suggesting a more fucked up state than being shitfaced.

"Dang, Lil B was totally fucked up last night."

"Word, he was shatfaced the whole night"

by Menocrown November 25, 2006

Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"

"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."

by JMFS13 July 15, 2014

shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019