Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

Snark

n.

1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.

"Wow, this Quicken stuff is great: I can see how frelled I am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!"

by Scaper-X January 17, 2004

snarkey

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

by onimama June 19, 2006

Snarkling

A mischief maker.

"Goodbye, snarklings! Don't get into trouble!"

by bawrie January 15, 2010

snarkle

verb/noun

A harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.

The joke he told was so funny I snarkled.

by shameekwa September 2, 2009

snark

verbal ingenuineness that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing. snark is often marked by deep creativity & use of psychological attack. It employs coldbloodedness and is best served unprovoked. Snark can contain hidden complimentary meaning under a mean face, but it hurts more than it strengthens.

usu found in adjective form: "snarky": making use of snark.

"you looked at me like a snark while your head was extremely mentally blocked."

by sugarbooger September 8, 2007