Scomping

to snort adderall, ritalin, concerta or any other ADD medication product.

I have so much energy, I was just scomping a boatload of ritalin!

by Private School Douchebag December 23, 2008

scorpion

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

by Light Joker August 6, 2004

scorpion

A type of painful fall or trip.

A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!

by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006

Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.

Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.

by analex127 September 19, 2009

Scorpion

When a woman sticks her pinky nail up a guy's asshole during sex to both shock and stimulate his prostate. Some keep the nail sharpened for greater pain effect.

Dude 1: You got suzie home last night what happened
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face

by joeybuttafuqua September 10, 2009

Scorpioned Out

When a Freestyle Skiier falls down on his chest and Slides down the jump with his feet over his head

Dude That kid totally Scorpioned out on that jump

by Pigboy773 November 6, 2006

Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

by Postman Patois October 11, 2009