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Michael Schumacher

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.
Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!
by Conquerer February 7, 2006
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asshat that ruined the batman movies.
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Colin Cowherd is a Schrutebag.
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Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
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an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.
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person 2: what?
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the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.
"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy
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Schlumpt

To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.
Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.
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