pappity schmapp

noun and verb: Sexual intercourse.

I could use a good pappity schmapp.

It's been 2 weeks since I've pappity schmapped.

What are you doing later? Do you want to come over and pappity schmapp?

by La Jarina February 5, 2010

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

schluppy

The state of both looking like you just rolled out of bed unshowered and feeling gross.

"Do you feel okay? You look kinda schluppy."

by ickamarie08 April 21, 2013

Schmopke

When you creampie your girlfriend to the point where it begins gushing out, so to clean it up you hold her upside down and use her hair as a mop

Oh Dang! You make a good Schmopke!

by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

Schmuck

Someone is irritably stupid and annoying. You can’t get them off your back. They’re stubborn too.

Nikita is a schmuck, he failed all his classes due to his absences.

by Some12yearoldbich February 27, 2018

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.

The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.

by NYGuido September 22, 2010