schmorgelhoffen

It means whatever the hell you want it mean. You can say it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Whatever the fuck you want it to be. Mainly used by itself to confuse people.

whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting victim..."schomorgelhoffen"

by Nick Hogue February 11, 2004

schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.

Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!

by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017

schmira

schmira is the kind of person, you will always have fun with. Even if your in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone, schmira will make you feel good again. Schmira is caring and really loves her freinds. She is natrual and usually doesn't wear any make-up. She has such a hilarious laugh, that you will be totally infected by her, even though she isn't so funny. Schmira loves animals. Especially cats.

a: wow i'm in a really bad mood right now.. what should i do?
b: well calm yourself down first and then talk to schmira:)

by leileio July 8, 2017

schmirgin

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

by KateBrien October 15, 2017

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019