A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.
by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011
Get the Schmooter mug.One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.
"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl
by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008
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A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.
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Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.
by SPARKY, all powerfull ONE March 3, 2009
Get the SCHMOOZE mug.This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops
by VNKbitches February 18, 2014
Get the schmoopsy mug.Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.
Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.
Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.
Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010
Get the Schmooze mug.When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.
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