Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Schmoopie

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.

He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.

by Vankruser January 5, 2023

Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009

scadoogie

The act of being scadoogled; being belittled, disrespected, or trivialized to the point of defocating in ones own pantaloons

You've been scadoogied. Tell your sister she should probably get Plan B.

by Chuck Taylor January 28, 2015