schmoeboarding

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

Schroder

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schlode

a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.

gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!

adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole

by henry89 February 13, 2009

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003