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Schmeene

You’re really schmeeneing me off right now dude
by Schmeene guy April 15, 2024
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Schteemed

The process of getting penetrated by a cylinder/rounded object into your asshole until you are gaped to oblivion.
Girl, I couldn’t even walk after terry came over last night and schteemed me!
by Gyyattt12 May 3, 2024
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schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.
Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.
by Ed Cox February 9, 2025
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schmeee

A school yard slang term that was fostered in to reality at the play ground at Melton middle school in Louisiana. In this microcosm it was used to run up on a fellow class mate and yell SCHMEEE in there ear to incite a response for them to chase you and for you to run away startling the victim.(circa 1994 Milton, Louisiana.)
Taylor a truly rambunctious kid of sorts ran up to Tonya a girthy black chick screamed SCHMEEE from behind provoking Tonya to run at him and stumble over her feet.
by Oberstgrupennfurer February 14, 2025
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Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once
Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.
by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025
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Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together
Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)
by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021
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