ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018