The sexual act of intercourse where a man is having penetrative sex with another person from behind (also known as doggy style) while the recipient is vomiting. Ideally the recipient will be vomiting out a window.
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Get the Ralphie May mug.the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
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Get the ralphy mug.A person who buys Ralph Lauren products habitually and to excess regardless of financial consequence, practicality, actual need and/or who suffers from Ralphoholism.
"Holy Jesus man, your roommate must be loaded to be able to afford all of this Polo shit! Good lord, dude has no less than 27 leather coats, some of them exactly the same but in a different color, and 6 shearlings...and all of them are Ralph Lauren which is insanely expensive shit. God damn Ralphoholic, what a DICK!"
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Get the Ralphoholic mug.A Ralphvite is :when you invite someone to an event you know they cannot attend in order to get them to invite you to an event you know they are having.
Calling your pal to Ralphvite them to the US Open at Pebble Beach next week knowing full well that they live in the midwest and cannot possibly get flights or hotels. You on the other hand know they have fabulous seats to every Cavs home game in Cleveland and would love to have you as their guest anytime soon.
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