butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

Emo Rangers

A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".

Go, go emo rangers? Visit www.emorangers.com for more information.

by crazyrabbits May 29, 2005

Mount Rainier High School

The football team there never wins; winning a game is like winning the lottery. The administration would cut the Drill team, one of the few things MRHS had to show for but not the good for nothing football team. Now they added a dance team to make up for it which doesn't even do half the justice Drill team deserves. There's barely any attractive people at this school, you're probably better off going after the teachers instead. And for the small 1% that ARE attractive at the school, they have an attitude about everything; with the remainder thirsting over white boys over at Kennedy or Highline. Most of the students are lazy bums who are so sure on doing Running Start as if they'll become millionaires by doing that but won't do anything after that. The preps at this school are the fakest you can get, they act all over involved when in reality they don't give a fuck. It's also evident that some of the teachers that are employed here don't know what they're doing and they were likely on
e of those homeless people on the side of the road begging for change and whoever decided they'd make a good teacher hired them. The assemblies are the worst, sometimes it feels like you're in an improv show that's not entertaining at all. Good luck understanding what most of the speaker is saying, because the speakers in the assembly are SO shitty.

Girl 1: Are you gonna want to register for Mount Rainier High School?
Girl 2: hahaha NO, there's no attractive guys there at all, I want to register for Highline or Kennedy

by Perry McFlop January 19, 2014

anal ranger

A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch

"Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an anal ranger in Brokecrack mountain that he had to ride all the way to mexico to get his cornhole filled!"

by Jake Gillenhall August 27, 2007

power rangers

A show created in 1993 by Haim Saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the Super Sentai franchise. The basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ Machine Empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. Add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.

It's Morphin' Time! lightning bolt Dragonzord! Mastadon! Pteradactyl! Sabertoothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! zoom in on Red Ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal... POWER RANGERS!

by randomsegafanboy March 20, 2005

bell-ringer

Big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.

"Whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer"

by poodle_pi April 22, 2009

Rump-Ranger

An old flamer, usually in his mid to late 50's who keeps a close eye on the male rump. No one is safe from this guy, and he has a really bad case of "wandering hands." This term is derived from polish and/or irish background, and members of the Bonior family earned the name, which is why it is common today.

HEY, watch it! Don't let your wandering hands get anywhere near my ass! I hear the castro district is common mating grounds for Rump-Rangers

by RealRapRaw October 12, 2014