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When one would like to involve themselves in sex acts with a very large woman it sometiems becomes neccesary to get a running start to drive the erect penis through the flab and hopefully into the vagina, asshole, and or belly button in some cases.
That bitch was so hefty I hadda take a running start
by DRDankfatty151 September 26, 2006
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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(v.) In the absence of lubrication, sexual partners seeking to perform the sodomistic act of anal sex must oft be creative. The running start is a manuever where one partner steadies herself (usu. against a bed) while the other partner accelerates in the first's direction. At the end of the second partner's path lies a dry butthole therefore speed is necessary to perform this manuever.

Once adequate velocity is acheived, the second partner thrusts his erect penis into the anus of the first individual. Thus, the lubrication normally necessary to make this type of insertion is obviated.

Figure 1 depicts and accurate and scale representation of a running start in progress.


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Girl, "We are all out of analeaze!"

Boy, "But you are trolling for vampires and I am so horny!"

Girl, "We could do it even though I am having my period?"

Boy, "That is fucked up. How about a running start?"

Girl, "Ok, I guess... I'm Ready..." **YIPE!!!**
by Jesys Chryst June 22, 2005
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Bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin sex.
Woman: come on already
Man: let me get a running start
Woman: what? (proceeds to happen) AHHHHH!!
by Darkchicken August 01, 2011
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