poonslap

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

Lele Pons

Lele Pons is a person that isnt funny

Homosapien #1: dude lele pons is not funny Homosapien #2: yeah man yelling isnt comedy, she's a whore

by UJujjuuffggf THhhhddff November 2, 2019

Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Poonslayer

1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."

2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.

"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."

"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)

by studstudstudder March 10, 2008

Pons

Short for Piece of Nasty Shit

You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!

by KingSoot November 24, 2006

Ponsard

Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.

Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

by eniran July 16, 2008