Optimus Primal

Mmmmm. Monke :D

Optimus Primal, Maximize!

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023

Sub Primal

Joseph

Joseph is a bot and a sub primal.

by Non Sub Primal May 25, 2022

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016

Primal Light

Primal Light is Gravity. It existed before there were exotic elements and what we have come to know as star light. The theory is that Gravity is actually a form of light. The concept was postulated in a paper published in 2020 by a science fiction writer Victor Darnell Hadnot. In the paper it states that before there existed anything in the known or unknown universe...Primal Light existed.

Gravity is actually a form of Primal Light.

by Dr. Patricia T. Pystrum July 27, 2020

primal

Death Grips songs in a nutshell, though some are chill (e.g. "Get Got", "Streaky")

Death Grips songs are primal

by CarkyAmsterAlt August 22, 2023

Primal dudfighting

An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.

Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!

(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025

primal swing

When a female swings from a pre-designated height, into the genitalia of her male partner. Usually of African descent, a scream or holler may be included.

"Dude, where were you last night?" "Sorry man I was with my girl. She pulled the primal swing and we were screaming all night long."

by Daddydankmemes June 21, 2017