Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presentation

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

by TrueDefinitionsNOLIE May 19, 2021

Priest

A priest is a man in a dress.

Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.

by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008

priest

see pedophile

now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest

by anon500 June 22, 2009

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

Michael Bay Presentation

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

PriestMLH

An internet celebrity of sorts who has gained a huge following from posting homemade videos of him playing Guitar Hero on YouTube. He is reknowned for beating almost every song in the game on 100%.

Guy1 : "Did you see that video of PriestMLH playing "Raining Blood" on expert and getting 98%!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it totally got me hard."
Guy 1: "Saaaame."

by IDEFINEWORDS February 8, 2008