Pooning 

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

Pooning by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

Poofing 

The act of inserting drugs or alcohol into the vagina.

Smoking meth was no longer working so Karen decided to try poofing it for quicker absorption.

Poofing by SassyFern August 3, 2025

Pooning 

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

Pooning by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pine pooning 

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

Pine pooning by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Thanks-poofing 

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

Thanks-poofing by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Sping Poofing 

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

Sping Poofing by badgirlhalo May 6, 2024