droppin platinum

1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl.
2. Using the restroom (#2).

The term "platinum" derives from an urban clothing line "FUBU". The name itself sounds like something that comes out of your ass (feces). FUBU then upgraded their clothing line to "Platinum FUBU". Hence, an upgraded shit. So, when you drop platinum you are unloading something really nasty. The term became, "dropping platinum fubu". It was too long to say, so it got shortened to "dropping platinum".

"Hold up, I gotta drop platinum."

"Wassup, what you up to?"
"Chillin, droppin platinum"

by Kobe Nol March 10, 2008

Platinum Angel

Magic The Gathering card game.

Platinum Angel is a 7 casting cost 4/4 flying artifact that reads: You cant lose the game and your opponent cant win the game.

Even though Jeff had no cards in his library and his life was less than 0 the Platinum Angel prevented him from losing the game.

by The Jeff December 25, 2007

Plowing the Cow

v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.

Man 1: What did you do last night?

Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.

by brotherswanson November 20, 2009

platinum rattlesnake

The guy at the party who touches girls once they've passed out.

Watch out for Jeff, he's a real platinum rattlesnake...

by Kurt Russell February 8, 2015

platinum pussy syndrome

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS

Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

by CBeezy74 April 13, 2016

plowing furrow

coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.

This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth

by st paul luke February 1, 2010

Recreational pussy plowing

Banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

by yeknom February 26, 2018