Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Plonk Boots

An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd

Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots

by Plinkdorito December 7, 2020

Aiden Antonio Plonka

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high

Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018

plowfuck

A derogatory term used to describe rednecks of the midwest.

Man, the Red Dog Saloon is filled with plowfucks tonight! Let's go to Hooters instead.

by K. Hartnell April 25, 2006

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

by libkeiser February 27, 2009

Plonka

Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.

Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake

by Evettx August 13, 2020