Planking

The act of laying around in random places motionless.

Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.

I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.

by Mister Doob July 16, 2013

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

Planking

When an individual person lays down, in a straight, face first position in an unusual place, whilst someone else takes a picture of this. These pictures are often used as profile pictures. Very popular in Australia, although frowned upon because of an unfortunate death involving a multi-story apartment and a window ledge.

dude, see that fence there, im going to plank on it, take a picture.
Aw man, i got some great planking photos

by detreblig October 6, 2011

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011

planking

laying down in your stomach facing the ground, looking as awkward/dead as possible Artitsts of this exciting sport have a creative nature. This sport is not illegal but frowned upon as "the man" of society thinks its of naughty behaviour however competitors in this nail biting sport think its the balls

guy 1: "man that guy is doing some awesome planking"
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*

by ={D December 11, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017