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Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.
by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023
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John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.
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1; Kevin got very upset when he saw Victor banging his babys mama. '' That fuckin slut is nothing but a trailer park trollop, out looking for cock!''
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Park West

A gated community in Munster, Indiana, this subdivision is the wealthiest one in this already wealthy town. Houses? more like mansions! Cars? If it is anything less than a Rolls Royce, Ferrari, or Maybach, you will get laughed out of there.
I wanted to visit my friend in Park West but the gate would not open because I was only driving a BMW.
by RICHMUNSTERBITCH September 20, 2010
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The greatest man alive who has the potential to be sexy and cute at the same time while also having the voice of an angel
park jimin is a blessing from God
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Park Bom

Park Bom is just a precious angel and the baddest bitch of Korea. She is a rare gem whose talent is overflowing. and with that heavenly voice outsang one of the most influential singers, namely, Mariah Carey. Usually, a Park Bom is someone who is strong, rich, skinny, drop dead gorgeous, and invented expensive legs.
I’m so fat i want to be someone like Park Bom
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