Plasterfasted

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.

Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!

by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011

plaster bombed

A term only used by Scotty Mac and only by Scotty mac. In his mind this means getting fucked up.

Scotty Mac: let's get plaster bombed
Everyone else: ...what dude
Scotty mac: lets get fucked up
Everyone: could of just said that

by Fatherdrew December 25, 2017

Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.

Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.

by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021

Plaster face

Plaster face is a female who has too much foundation makeup on her face you can't recognize the person. or A girl who hides her ugliness with foundation makeup.

"Look at this plaster face chick, she looks like she got a mask on!" " This girl is wearing too much makeup, she looks like a plaster face." "You know ugly girls put on the plaster face!"

by Willie T.664 January 19, 2023

Plaster my hallway

Asking some one for anal sex.

I need a good reliable man to plaster my hallway!

by Special_k_1969 April 23, 2023

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

plasterphobic

Plasterphobic, a. – averse to getting plastered, or drunk. More generally employed to describe anyone with a strong aversion to even minor quantities of alcohol. A logically created quasi-blend of “plastered” and “phobic”, at times also found as “plaster-o-phobic”—an attempt to maintain the “-ed” ending of the “plastered”, which differentiates the meaning from the construction material to the alcohol-related term. The term “plaster” is not sufficiently imbued with the alcohol-related meaning to where “plasterphobic” creates an immediate response, but the term is generally accepted and subsequently commonly used after an initial explanation. Not a completely transparent creation, but probably not a nonce-usage either.

“When she came in and saw us on the couch, she backtracked and ran…and it’s not like it was THAT bad. / She’s so plasterphobic, you know she doesn’t want that in her room. ”

by hugedork April 11, 2004