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Persian Rugburn

The resultant chaffed skin after rigorous, unshaven, scissoring between two or more ladies.
Velma: Did you get any chaffing after our scissor-fest last night?
Daphne: Oh, you must mean that Persian Rugburn I gave you!
by ODINITE June 26, 2012
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Perish

A basic bitch/THOT who deserves to die (perish).
I was walking through my college campus and passed by a girl drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte, who was complaining to her friend about how her dad had gotten her a Mercedes instead of a Range Rover. Man, what a PERISH.
by DevSuperJew September 4, 2019
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Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.
"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."
by alexturgid May 20, 2012
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persistent visitation

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...
1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.
by RaininOnUrParade December 29, 2017
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Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
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persidious

adj.

A play on the words "perfidy" and "insidious". It pertains to an act of treachery that is masked by a seemingly strong sense of justice or righteousness.
Persida Acosta's crusade against Dengvaxia is PERSIDIOUS ambulance chasing.
by alt_DOH September 26, 2019
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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