Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 23, 2025

Passenger pigeon

A significant other who receives accommodations and food but doesn't pay for anything.

Dave is funny but a freeloader, his girlfriend says he's a real passenger pigeon.

by S859 February 21, 2024

Dinghy passenger

A man or a woman who crave riding on a man's woody, preferably while voyaging in a small marine craft.

Can I help you with your wooden oar? I'll be your dirty dinghy passenger, Captain.

by TTIII May 19, 2016

passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 12, 2023

Carrying passengers

To be overweight.

You're carrying passengers, son.

by TeeLurpin November 30, 2024

Passenger Syndrome

When riding in a car someone else is driving, the anxiety, fear, or hyper criticality of everything the driver does and/or on the road.

Can lead to becoming a Back Seat Driver, or Passenger Seat Tourettes Syndrome.

Passenger: slight vocalization of concern going around a corner
Driver: Are you okay?
Passenger: Yeah it's just a little Passenger Syndrome.

Driver a quarter mile ahead: taps brakes
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN THEY'RE STOPPING!
Driver: Geez relax, your Passenger Syndrome is insufferable today.

by sockpuppetcow June 14, 2022