pastorbait

young boy or men who would attract interest of a predatory priest or clergy man

"Man, that boy is pastorbait, check him out. "

by Cleveland Mike January 24, 2012

pasorexians

two people who aren't together but want each other really badly

we aren't dating but we are pasorexians

by im a pasorexian March 31, 2013

Pakora Toes

Big brown looking toes.

Eww she has pakora toes.

by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015

Pastorgoodfeelz

A guy named pastorgoodfeelz (Trent) is the kinda guy that steal your bitch and while simultaneously keeps his own. He is the ultimate player if need be, and has broads sucking his balls wherever he goes. He also has won the nicest penis award in jersey shore .... Well honestly the whole state of Pennsylvania.

Pastorgoodfeelz is the hookup, he can finish a blunt in one hit, while shotgunning a beer in 2.3 seconds.

It is also important to know that a guy named Pastorgoodfeelz also typically has a heart and a dashing smile, and means well, despite his outward action. But all on all, well rounded guy.. big dick

Girl 1: did you hear Tommy's girlfriend was caught slamming cheeks with Pastorgoodfeelz again?

Girl 2: far out bro, I wish I was him. I heard Trent hits it right

by Woodstack23 August 10, 2018

Pastor Jude-ing

When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.

Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.

by Faggitmus Prime January 24, 2020

pastor.of.nialls.church

swaggiest coolest prettiest 1d account ever

pastor.of.nialls.church is so underrated!!

by niall whoran June 25, 2021

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021