porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

parading the marlin

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

parananxious

To be unreasonably or obsessively suspicious or mistrustful about something and at the same time experiencing worry, unease, or nervousness, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.


To be paranoid and anxious about something at the same time.

I'm very paranoid about dogs and very anxious about getting a chinchilla, so I must be very parananxious!

by roadsidehobo February 5, 2009

Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in

Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.

by Balletfreak November 15, 2011

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

by Zton October 9, 2016