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Panteralyzed

temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.
Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'
by TwatCop May 14, 2007
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Sven Patzer

a phrase used to describe the supposed "guru" of entrepreneurship who's made a "significant" contribution to the tech and cosmetic industries. Known for his "innovative and creative ideas," a "Sven Patzer" may make young entrepreneurs feel better about themselves by allowing them to believe that they too could be "successful." However, it's important to note that most of the "innovations" he's known for are just the same old concepts with a different marketing strategy. So, a "Sven Patzer" is really just a fancy term for someone who's good at selling stuff.
I heard that Joe is trying to be the next Sven Patzer, but all he does is post motivational quotes on Instagram and makes bad PowerPoint presentations.
by Hype Jengis April 9, 2023
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Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.
Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering
by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017
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Pantera

A fucking kickass metal band that has, believe it or not, made a special appearance in Spongebob Squarepants' episode of "Pre-Hibernation Week". Fast ass drum beats and awesome riffs make up this band.
by Fuck Halo 2. November 5, 2004
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Panera Job

To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.
by Justin-Cider October 25, 2011
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Black Pander

Similar to black panther. A person who panders to black people (typically whites) because of their own guilt, fear, or self esteem. They typically are democrats who enjoy using a race card for their own self interests.
He’s a black pander when he acts like he cares about racism.
by Facts92 March 2, 2020
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Pantera Bread

(n.) A slang term for the popular bakery franchise, Panera Bread, implies a more hardcore description.
Yea, they've got some good-ass bread at Pantera Bread. I like to think that Dimebag Darrell would have even munched on those muffin tops.
by chelthing April 22, 2011
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