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pander bear

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.
Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.
by chrlz qr March 24, 2008
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pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty
your mothers a pandersnatch
by cracker July 20, 2003
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panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
by daCAkid June 5, 2005
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panwere

A panwere is a shapeshifter that can shift into many different kinds of animal forms, without being restricted to only one animal form when shifting.
the multi-form panwere lycanthrope, Chimera, in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novel, Narcissus in Chains
by AeQuiTaS3 April 24, 2007
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pander

1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.
This could be like a pimp or anyone who gets one party to have sexy feelings for another party who is already interested.

2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses: “He refused to pander to nostalgia and escapism”
Middle English Pandare, character who procured for Troilus the love of Cressida in Troilus and Creseyde, poem by Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1342–1400)
by suzy que February 28, 2005
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Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G

Oh my god! Its a Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G, I'm so fucking erect!
by frankreich November 15, 2020
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Doing a Panzer

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.
It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!
by Corbinoski February 6, 2012
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