by ThompkinsJr September 24, 2011

The act of evicting fecal matter from the body, wiping, then followed by pleasuring yourself... And another wipe.
"boys, got to get home. Been absolutely bursting for a woo-pank." exclaimed Jack.
"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).
"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).
by Pwankerson November 13, 2019

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by Brah's Nukkkah November 11, 2009

A mixed drink with the opposite effects of Purple Drink. A Speedball (cocaine and heroin mixed) in liquid form, basically. Start with 3 oz. of gin in a glass, and add 2 oz. of X-Rated liqueur, which is practically a pink version of Hyptoniq. Stir in a scoop of Met-Rx's pre-work out formula called Amped, which is caffiene x5-powered, and full of creatine.. Shake up with 4 oz. of water and 3 oz. of Minute Maid's Cherry Limeade. It's quite a big drink. And pink.
Pank Drank line- "I'm in the spot with the Pankest Drank ever concocted, usually im not that cocky, but tonite I feel like boxin' Rocky."
by MrDrankit July 4, 2012

by littleTHICboi April 23, 2021
