Pastor

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

by hoze August 11, 2004

pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

pastor

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

Look, the pastor bought an Escalade

by Victor Giron December 22, 2007

Gora Pakora

Gora= meaning white person
Pakora = traditional food
Tends to be used as a joke or insult towards friends or others

Look at her in that hoodie she’s such a gora pakora

by anonymous April 29, 2022

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

pastorbait

young boy or men who would attract interest of a predatory priest or clergy man

"Man, that boy is pastorbait, check him out. "

by Cleveland Mike January 24, 2012

Pakora Toes

Big brown looking toes.

Eww she has pakora toes.

by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015