oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

opposome

lame, not cool, the opposite of awesome.
similar to nawsome but more applicable to things, people and places that are not just not awesome, but the actual opposite of awesome.

jordan: did you see that lame page at facebook.com/AreYouAwesome?

eve: yeah. because awesome people need to announce there awesomesness with extra exclamation points and CAPS. totally nawsome.

jordan: more than that. Its' the opposite. It's opposome.

eve: totally.

by TC_CT June 30, 2009

Opossum Pussy

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017

oops

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to the partner, of causing a pregnancy. This word is used specifically in instances where one partner believes that birth control is intact or being used, while the other has damaged/removed birth control without the knowledge or consent of the first partner, for an ulterior motive such as forcing the partner into a shotgun wedding situation as a means of securing the partner as a mate, or producing a child that the partner does not yet/ever want. This may include but is not limited to intentionally missing the Pill, removing diaphragms, or poking holes in a condom. Although more commonly done by women, men have also engaged in oopsing.
Oopsing involves an obscene abuse and betrayal of the partner's trust, not to mention the objectification of the partner into someone whose plans to remain childless, for whatever reason, no longer matter. Oopsing is thusly one of the most disgusting acts imaginable, and ought to be a prosecutable offence.

'How could you oops your lover? Shame on you for stooping to such betrayal!'

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time

oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that

by i like arham March 15, 2020

opposites attract

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.

Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Oops Sorry

- Noun.
A man who got caught twice on Dateline NBC.
Most commonly used at Northville High school.

"Damnit David, you tipped over the hookah!"

"Oops Sorry."

by david engerer December 17, 2008