Onnie

A totally badass girl. Always there for her friends and always giving great advice. An Onnie is very very cute, with a little ski-sloped nose and blonde hair. Boys always fall in love with her. They generally have an awesome best friend named Lisa and a really cute boyfriend named David. Onnies are always up for an adventure; whether its streaking, raving, or committing grand theft auto, shes always there with a pair of stunnah shades and a positive attitude.

Josep- "Dude I totally wanted a one night stand with this girl I met at the party last night...."

Sam- "Well, what happened man?"

Josep- "I fucked her, but then I accidentally fell in love with her... so I called her back."

Sam- "Ahh... yeah, she's an Onnie huh?"

by VanillaTwilight March 1, 2010

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Omnitron Unicorn

When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

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Omnitard

To be more retarded than all; a person more retarded than all

you're so omnitarded

by Gabe November 2, 2003

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onni orava

the sexiest mf in the world pls fuck me daddy

onni orava pls be my daaddy

by helloebello September 21, 2021

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omnitasking

To multitask on more than one operating system at one time.

It was hard to pay attention to the conversation when I was omnitasking by listening to music and word processing on the Mac, whilst chatting and image manipulating on Windows on the PC.

by Challudym October 24, 2003

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