nutsack johnson

A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.

Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!

by BOMBLE.COM May 4, 2005

MC Nutsackersaurus

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.

I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud

by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

nutjacking

Slang for masturbating, particularly performed by males.

I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."

by [e-mail] June 29, 2006

nutsackface

A person who is so ugly and wrinkly they can best be described as nutsackface

Bobs new girlfriend is definately a nutsackface.

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

nutsack slap

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021