bottle nosing

When a woman gingerly inserts her nose into a man's butt-hole while simultaneously slapping her breasts on the back of the man's legs. Then the man proceeds to take a fat, steaming dump on her face

Nicci was bottle nosing with Chris last night

by will_fraser March 12, 2011

open-noting a bitch

1). Using one's notes to gain an advantage over a person or peers with regards to completing a particularly difficult test. 2). Utilizing one's notes in an aggressive and physical fashion to inflict pain on another, especially the weak and note-less.

I'm open-noting a bitch (college student referring to taking a final exam)

by Wredna May 11, 2010

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

Nosing

Nosing

Verb: the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

(Scrunch your nose to increase stimulation)

"That girls asshole smelled horrible when I nosed her the other night, but today it smelled great!"

"Holy shit! You're amazing at nosing. nose me more baby!"

by TheWeekndsk8 January 16, 2017

nowing

Someone who doesn't know what a two way is.

Boy 1: "What's a two way?"
Boy 2: "You're such a nowing..."

by Better Amy May 8, 2008

naping

The raping of noobs, often in online mmo games.

"Ah mah gawd, naping with surprise anal rapes is fun."

by EwwANoob September 25, 2010

Blue Nosing

A perpetual state of whining about a particular subject matter to the point of annoyance.

Blue Noser:
1. A complete whiny jabroni.
2. One who whines beyond annoyance.
3. A ridiculous complainer.

John Kerry was blue nosing about the deficit again.

by Mr. PC February 29, 2004