Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

Rick and Morty

really fucking dumb shit nobody should ever watch

"that nerd is watching rick and morty... L"

by kailee9 April 26, 2022

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

Morty fetish

A person who is majorly attracted to Morty from Rick and Morty , its super contagious, all people who get the eventually die, try and avoid people with this for there is no cure. Here are the symptoms , sticking seeds up there own anus, getting a high voice, and acting dumb. In rare case some have even become morty.

Bro your have a morty fetish

by Biggest boy 69 June 30, 2021

Memus Mortis

A meme of ye old time, no longer extant. Such meme hath been o'ertaken by normie folk.

Templar, why doth thou still speak'st of yond boyith meme, 'tis a memus mortis

by Cubeman7 May 8, 2018

tin-a mortis

tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.

Look at Nev, he’s got full blown Tin-a Mortis

by Azza Kraka-phat April 30, 2023