Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position

Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!

by The Mooser January 10, 2019

mosher (n)

*sigh* Umm, i don't know how many times i've had to explain this to the likes of 'some people' but just because others look different to you, dress diffently to you, and look like they might (just might) have an opinion, doesn't mean they are satanists. Trust me, if they were, all townies would be dead by now... hey, thats an idea!!

And then the goths, 'moshas', and all the other townie hating heroes did join forces to rid the earth of the scum that hath plagued us. And thus, the people rejoiced.

by Altu mequera orcu March 27, 2005

stoke moocher

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

mosher

Someone who generally hates chavs, has a good time with friends but can feel depressed when on their own, likes to have many badges on their bags labelling their favorite bands. Also mainly listens to any sort of Rock, metal or punk music.

ITS A CHAV!!!!!

Mosh #1: OI ITS A CHAV!
Mosh #2: GET THE SHITFACE!
Chav #1: Ouch.

Now, that's a true mosher!

by Calon_In_Hastings October 17, 2008

mini mosher

a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,

terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)

by benton February 29, 2004

mosher (n)

A mosher -by definition- is a person (particularly youths) that "mosh" and weares make, uniformed clothing.

But in a deeper sense, a mosher is a person that is not afraid to resist conformity and express themselves.

To many, a mosher is not a person that weares Dickies and Vans, a mosher is a person that will resist the norm.

By this definition, a mosher could be a person that weares "townie" clothing, but because i am prejudice, not many townies are intelligent enough to express themselves. Anyway, even if they were they wouldn't have much to express!

Mosher example? Me -quite ovbiously

by Andrew Cook 2 May 29, 2005

moshers

Moshers are just like everyone else they just listen 2 different music and have a difference fashion sense. yes some smell but so do some scalls. Yes some are slags but so are some trendies. yes some do judge other people on wat they wear but they get judged aswell and teased for it.

for example a mosher cant walk around birkenhead without a scally kicking off on them, teasing them and chasing them! i think that moshers are very brave to put up with it all and we should not see them all as freeks. some do cut themselfs take drugs and drink themselfs stupid but dont most of us?

by Kayleigh January 7, 2004