manguirish

A character which looks ugly like a supandi and is so selfish and miser that it eats its own shit. It is so frustrated to use its dick for real that it try to fuck every every hole it sees. But sadly it is still a virgin.

Boy1: I am frustrated man. I need to fuck.
Boy2: Don't be a manguirish. you'll never get a pussy.

by manguirish August 16, 2011

mongaretardaloid

You complete and utter fucking retarded mongoloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011

mogurt

As in "man-yogurt". The combination of body oil, sweat, fromunda cheese, and Gold Bond Medicated Powder, found in and around the undercarriage of an obese male.

Josh went to be beach again and left mogurt on my couch.

by lawboy October 4, 2013

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

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Hey! You know mogus disease ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ? Yes, he's coming for us

by susmansd April 5, 2021

Mongaloid

Someone's who's a complete idiot or retard.

"What are you doing you mongaloid?!"

by sentaws February 17, 2019

mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007