fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

by Shivs August 03, 2004

Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

by G-maximus October 03, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

by Relin July 25, 2007

boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.

Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.

by William B. Smacky October 24, 2007

whore monger

master of whores

Damn! That pimp is a real whoremonger!

by Cassie March 12, 2003

Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.

"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008