Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost

I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!

by Oohliver March 31, 2011

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

monterrie

Monterrie is a tall, voluptuous beautiful woman of African descent. She is hard working and willing to go the extra mile to get her job done. Most Monterrie's are confident, have big bright eyes and love to have fun. They are very family oriented and loyal to everyone no matter how they perceive her. Most Monterrie's love children and becomes easily attached to them. When it comes to the opposite sex, she loves tall funny men with a nice smile. Most of her love interest enjoy music and telling jokes. Monterrie always give 100% in her relationships no matter what. Monterrie normally enjoys cooking, family activities and going to the movies. Monterrie's also are very independent, resilient but indecisive with simple things.

Monterrie has beautiful eyes.

by Suga foot December 20, 2016

moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

Monterey Rat

A male who resides in Monterey Bay, California.

Major Fuq Boi. Usually an ex bf.

He has no vehicle - only way of transportation is scooter, skateboard or walking. Lurks around town as if he were a “rodent”.

“Saw the Monterey Rat skating by downtown.”

by Ifyouknowyouknowthedeal December 26, 2018