A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014
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I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.
I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!
I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.
I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.
I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!
I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.
by Rotten Johnny March 6, 2014
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by Joejohn July 18, 2020
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This slang word is mostly used in a derogatory sense.
This slang word is mostly used in a derogatory sense.
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Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again
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Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again
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by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018
Get the moron tax mug.An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.
Fuck-moron:
*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*
Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.
Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!
*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*
Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.
Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!
by LeManly August 27, 2011
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