mitchinphobia

Mitchinphobia is the fear of having someone named Mitch be behind you at anytime for the fear of at any moment they may try and insert themselves in you.

There Craig was standing in the power supply closet when the power went out. He heard Mitch whisper behind him "want some brewskis" and at that moment, Craig knew, he messed up. Craig developed what will be a life long phobia of mitchinphobia.

by Larry Fielder December 28, 2022

mitchigan

The alter ego of michigan located in the depths of mackinac island

We should go look at mitchigan while we are here

by mitchigan state lover December 11, 2023

mitchin'

Staring off into blank space. Usually while high.

References the video of Mitch McConnell freezing while answering questions.

Not even gonna lie, bro, that gas had me mitchin' for the last few minutes.

by preme fridge March 26, 2024

numbers matching

When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.

That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..

by nine11c2 September 21, 2013

lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media

Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!

by Not Brooke March 9, 2017

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025