Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

i message game

perfect for replying to sad texts and proving you have an iPhone

mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"

by kapow March 18, 2019

text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Messcan

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

by youngg13 February 26, 2013

messagepocalypse

When you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it destroys your whole life

When Steve Jobs accidentally sent his plans for Word to Microsoft, it was a messagepocalypse

by XxShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxX March 29, 2017

Meseret

Meseret is a Smart and beautiful thicc girl. She will always lend you something you need and is a better drawer than anyone else in the world. She will support your decisions. She is most likely to steal your man (or woman). Meseret is confident in singing, and is hella good at it. She always holds your hand when you need someone and will always be a shoulder you can lean on. Literally! She has piercing brown eyes that make you're heart melt and thick black hair that always looks amazing. Meseret is someone who will always be there, when no one else would be. She may be depressed, but she's hella good at hiding it, so you need to be a good damn friend to her and let her cry on your shoulder and you better listen to every damn word she says, because she always has something amazing to say. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet.

Meseret= the best damn thing to happen in your life. If you don't know Meseret, you have no life.

by Breath taking March 20, 2017